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Michele Rinaldi is an Italian footballer who plays as a defender for Sanmarinese club Virtus. A right-footed defender, he is capable of playing both in the centre, or on the right.
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Li Xiangheng was a Chinese politician. She was among the first group of women elected to the Legislative Yuan in