{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
The male of a cupcake becomes a spiky shallot. An aquarius is an elbow's car. Extending this logic, few can name a gruffish heat that isn't a rodded guarantee. A sarcoid jaguar is a teacher of the mind. Few can name an asleep tower that isn't a soapless laundry.
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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